Sometimes you just want to forget a series. Ignore that it ever happened. The Twinkies got crushed by the Jays and there aren’t too many positives to take from what we saw. Quite frankly, the Twins looked like some kind of frumpy never-been-kissed cat lady from Scotland.
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So let’s turn the page on the frumpy series [...]

I love Easter. I love that when I wake up Mrs. DCTF has a basket full of jelly beany/chocolatey/marshmallows-shaped-like-animals-and-covered-in-sugary goodness waiting for me. I love biting the ears off of all the various bunny-shaped candies. I love going to church in my best suit. I love Easter egg fights. I love going out for brunch. [...]