Let me say that this was a rough night to be a D.C. sports fan. Ryan Zimmerman’s fantastic 30-game hit streak came to an end and the evil Penguins smushed the Caps in the NHL playoffs. Painful.
But nights like tonight make me glad to be a D.C. Twins fan. Because all the [...]

After Monday’s painful loss the Twins’ backup catcher and resident old guy, Mike Redmond, pulled the rest of the team aside.

“Guys,” he said, “have a seat. I want to talk to you about what it means to be clutch.”
“You want us to be a stick shift?” asked Denard Span.
“I really prefer automatics,” said Nick Punto, [...]